Baden

Probably some German dude who has a HUGE dick, like bigger then big. He doesn't hate anyone and everyone wants to be around him. He is an absolute Playa p.s. he has a HUGE DICK

Person 1: Dude is that Baden over there?

Person 2: Yeah, all the girls say he's a god at sex!!

Person 3: Oh yeah thats right, i do remember someone telling me that!

by Meganqwer1 August 12, 2018

badminton butt

1. aching muscular pain in the right butt cheak if you're right handed or the left butt cheak if you're left handed. This pain is a direct result of playing badminton. Most often felt after a long tournament, or when getting into "badminton shape." Associated with the many lunges a badminton player does to reach the shuttle before it hits the floor. Someone with badminton butt often has difficulties walking down flights of stairs.

2. A large, athletic, tight round bubble butt that sticks out on a female badminton player that is often desired.

1. coworker: "why are you limping?" badminton player: "Oh, I have a severe case of badminton butt from my tournament this weekend! I can barely walk!"

2. male 1: "Damn that girl has the nicest ass!"
male 2: "That's cuz she has badminton butt. All the girls on the team have it!"

by badmintonplayer October 25, 2005

old cold belly badness

the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.

Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"

Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"

Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"

Ricky Gervais "WHY??"

Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"

Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"

by ljm18 December 10, 2008

Michael Badnarik

Libertarian who ran for presidency; he got arrested when trying to enter the presidential debates.

I voted for him instead of being another sheep voting for bush or kerry. Most people I know yelled at me, to which I said "fuck you, I am my own person, and if I don't think that either bush or kerry were worth voting for, then fuck 'em".

by Eric Melech April 19, 2005

Muslim Badminton

Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.

Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"

Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"

Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.

Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess

by A.D. Khaled July 10, 2015

Badminton

1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies

1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

Lyrical Badman Mc

An Mc who is particularly adept at cussing, usually cusses directed at the recipient's mother.

Mc ..... is one Lyrical Badman Mc. That Mc was a Lyrical Badman.

by Zoinkoid July 6, 2004