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Brock means that you are asexual but still get crushes.
Dude I think I’m Brock”
Brock by BrockoliAndCheese April 7, 2019
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smol but moderately thicc. enjoys making taquitos in toaster ovens. brocks can’t cook. definitely a simp who loves bigpenithrat. is actually gay for his homies. a bad biddie nonetheless.
guy 1: WHO TF IS GUY 1
guy 2: it’s you, brock.
brock by bigpenithrat April 20, 2020
brocks are the sexiest most handsome, funny people in the world. no matter if there straight or gay they have all the hoes. there great at gardening and have so many friends. if your friends with a brock you in the presence of a god
guy/girl: wow brocks so fucking hot
Brock by brock the best gardener November 18, 2020
Derryism, means shite,
"That's pure brock there hi!"
"This fuckin' beer is brock, tastes like absolute pish"
"Hi Jimmy, yer fuckin brock at football"
brock by bluecard January 16, 2008
Brock: verb \ˈbräk\; To Brock someone is to create a strong verbal agreement over a long period of time with an individual or group and then never follow through. A true Brock is when the "Brocker" does not answer their phone for days and has some wild story as to why they broke their promise.

A term with a hint of endearment often (but not always) attached to it, as it is usually reserved for unreliable friends, but friends nonetheless.
"Zach was supposed to pick us all up to go to the bar, but he brocked us!"

"Where's my weed?"
"Umm... I got brocked..."
"Say whaaaaat?"
"Yea. He took the money and swore he'd be right back!"
Sounds like you're brockin ME!"
Brock by Picotori July 25, 2013
Brock sucks. He is a mean female dog who is a player and a great influence for fuck boys. He thinks he is popular and really has no friends.
Brock by brocks enemy February 16, 2017