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BMW

1). An expensive ass car

2). Big Mexican Wiener
" Bill bought me a brand new BMW"

" she told me i had a BMW "
by PhD= Pretty Huge Dick June 23, 2008
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BMW

by puunui July 3, 2005
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BMW

"Body Made Well" - Chick or guy who has a body that makes you say damn. In shape, hot and fit. Someone who makes you stop and stare.
by ubixx February 27, 2009
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BMW

"Break My Wallet" is a German motor vehicle manufacturer known well for its overpriced products, and prodigious unreliability. One must bring their wallet everywhere they go, for sudden breakdowns can happen at any moment.
Break My Wallet (BMW) are also well known for having a cult-like following of drivers who swear by this company's performance, despite having no major records for: 0-60 times, Quartermile run, Top Speed, and Nurburgring track.
BMW Drivers will also attempt to stage a race in their favor; i.e. racing 0-60, the only thing a Turbo Inline 6 can do.

Break My Wallet drivers generally think they're better than everyone else, and are the most hated drivers on the road.
But if Reliant Robin can have a following, then why not BMW? At least Reliant Robin's are more reliable.
Johnny: "Hey guys, check out my ///M3. So much better than Brads Mustang. BMW is the best."

Everyone else "Did you Break Your Wallet on repairs yet?"
by Oldman Lincoln August 2, 2018
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BMW

black man wisdom, when a black man says something wise
he likes his women just right, not too skinny, but not fat, just in the middle, he likes them thick, BMW
by rockstar roberts August 18, 2011
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BMW

My boyfriend might be poor but he has a BMW
by JM24 February 17, 2010
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BMW

Guy: *unveils brand new bimmer* It's for you baby.

Guy's girlfriend:
BMW?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh yes I do! I love you so much I will marry you!
by ixlMlxi June 24, 2008
mugGet the BMWmug.

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