Blooping

is a singular act that were one male inserts his own penis in to his rectum.

Brice was caught blooping in the restroom. Bad bad

by Weirdnastay November 24, 2019

Bloop

It basically means absolutely nothing.
It can be used in place for a word.
It can be used to be totally freaking random.
It can be used for basically anything.
It means whatever u want it to mean.
It can be used to fill in awkward silences.
It could also be used to say something in an IM when u can't think of what to say.
It means nothing. Yet everything.

1. Person A: OMG GUESS WHAT??
Person B: WHAT!?
Person A: Bloop.
Person B: Omg Are you serious!?
Person A: Yes.
Person B: Holy Crap. :O
2. AIM buddy #1: Hey!
AIM buddy #2: Hey! What's Up?
AIM buddy #1: Not Much. How 'bout you?
AIM buddy #2: Not Much. Just chillin'
--10 minutes later--
AIM buddy #1: So...
AIM buddy #2: Yeah..
--10 minutes later--
AIM buddy #1: Bloop.
AIM buddy #2: LoL..What was that?

3. What the Bloop!?

4. Holy Bloop!!

by Ashlea Simpson May 9, 2006

Bloompkin

A blowjob while taking a shit.

I was taking a dump last night, and my girl came in, got on her knees, and gave me a bloompkin.

by rogueisgud February 26, 2010

blooped

its the verb past tense version of the word blooper...
someone makes a mistake or something that is slightly embarrassing

(after falling down in the shower) i just blooped myself

by orly? yarly? November 30, 2010

porn bloopers

When a porn video goes totally wrong and is fouled up by the cast.

For example: If shooting an anal scene and the woman farts, this would be described as "porn bloopers". Second example: If a blow job scene is muffed up by someone choking or biting, this would be as "porn bloopers".

by wrong sex act January 22, 2014

bloop

It means absolutely nothing. Its just something people say when they are bored or have nothing to do.

Bloop

by superHotchIck June 10, 2015

bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.

(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?

by JeanneBop January 29, 2008