Backseat DUI

A backseat DUI occurres when a sober person is driving an intoxicated person home, and the intoxicated individual is giving the driver shitty directions, and false instructions to turn, and then saying "No, No, not this street..."
This causes the driver to speed up, slow down, and begin to turn, then swerve back into the driving lane, leading others observing the vehicle from the outside to believe that the driver is DUI.

"I was driving Marcus home the other night from the local water hole and he kept telling me to turn and shit and I was all over the place and then I got pulled over, but it was cool, the cop realized Marcus was just backseat DUI."

by Mike McLovin March 16, 2008

Backseat Fruity Loop

Backseat fruity looping is a sexual act wherein one partner applies a colored, sweetened substance to their lips and then proceeds to 'loop' the other partner's rectum with the substance, by pressing their lips against their backside.

"Lex backseat fruity looped Jordan's asshole the other night. He shat green for a week."

by Darkbat420XXX September 25, 2011

Backseat Moderator

A user on a chatroom or forum who, for whatever reason, decides they're a moderator or admin, even though they're not. These users will yell and scream at other users who they believe are breaking rules, telling them not to break said rules. They will often call on the real moderators and tell them how to deal with the supposed rulebreaker. These users are probably 10-15 years old and have a bit of a superiority complex.

These users think they mean well, but are actually just a giant pain in the ass and act as though the real moderators are incompetent. This often involves freaking the fuck out over the SLIGHTEST breach of the rules - or often when there is NO breach of the rules.

Often, the user is simply trying to get promoted to being an actual moderator. But what happens 99.9% of the time is that they get banned themselves. What is 110% certain, however, is that this user will NOT be promoted.

User on chatroom: Oh shit
Backseat Moderator: NO CUSSING!!! MODS, BAN THIS FOOL!!! BAN HIM!!! HE CUSSED!!!!!
Real Moderator: Cussing is allowed on this chatroom, dipshit.
(Backseat Moderator has been banned by Real Moderator for being a giant pain in the ass)

by Lefty Power 123 December 17, 2019

blackspertise

Knowledge or expertise of general blackness, black culture, black pop culture or of activities most commonly attributed to african americans.

"I'm sorry Ethan, but teaching you how to Dougie is beyond my level of blackspertise."

"For a white guy, Dave sure has a lot of blackspertise."

by QMo_bley January 4, 2013

backseat booty

To have sex in the rear of a car.

Wonda Wonderpig was was doing the backseat booty.

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

backseat surfer

Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation

No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.

by Ardouche January 28, 2008

Backstabbing bitch

A sleazy, jealous, wannabe, blood-sucking, degrading, smile in your face, bitch of a soulless person who deliberately betrays someone more honest and takes advantage of people because they can't grow up and deal with their insecurities. They love talking crap about you behind your back. And they pay more attention to u when u stand up to their childish behavior.

Jessica V = The biggest backstabbing bitch to have walked on earth

by bxtchplease August 13, 2011