When an extremely fat bitch is riding your hard cock to the point of it going soft and getting stuck, therefore having to be surgically removed.
The doctor said I was lucky to still have my penis because the bullied bertha almost took it for herself
by PPhil24 April 21, 2020
by Loopcall Einstein March 02, 2022
india bertha bradley
by 789koki October 05, 2016
by Bjurnaldium November 15, 2016
A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.
At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.
by RNKMXN February 02, 2020
ONE HELLUVA WEAPON, usually a grande artillery machinism, just a very big thing with a great amount of power, usually a very explosive force too!
A: Woah, no way are we gonna be able to deal with that!
B: Dontcha worry kiddo, ma Big Bertha gonna handle this one.
B: Dontcha worry kiddo, ma Big Bertha gonna handle this one.
by my pp hurts a lot August 13, 2023
Big Bertha (2007-2021) was a beautiful blue Toyota Tundra owned by AP. The Tundra could be identified by its chipped blue paint on the hood and noticeable scratches on the doors- from Luna. This truck was known famously for its inhabitance of cones, stoners and drunks. Always the go-to vehicle for all those who personally knew Big Bertha, this truck will be forever in memory as a piece of our lives.
by clapgang June 13, 2021