Bafflegasted

The stated of being totally surprised yet completely confused as to how or what the hell just happened.

Alex was totally bafflegasted when he looked down and realized he was on a Dan.

by mrchin July 29, 2010

Bafflejob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so good that you are just baffled.

"Damn that bafflejob was so good I'm still trying to figure out why my cum hit the ceiling fan"

by Thebaffle September 29, 2013

Barfole

A hole located in the center of some tables (typically at seafood restaurants), that turns into a convenient place to vomit. A barfole is utilized mostly when an intoxicated party cannot make it to the restroom to vomit.

Look out! Mike is about to barf in the barfole!

by C_Simp December 14, 2014

bafluence

Bad influence, but in a good way

Would you like some more wine? No, I shouldn't, you're such a bafluence.

by thegrahams March 27, 2015

Bafook

A general insult without any actual meaning, meant to offend, confuse, and be interpreted by the individual.

Derived from the term bafoon

"You look like such a bafook"
"Are you bafookin me"
"Only a bafook would where a shirt like that"

by The of nate June 19, 2018

Badolato

Mafia crime family with roots in New york but coming from sicily.

The badolato crime family is ran by a female known as Don Gerital. Aka Judy Badolato.

by Joe thesquid December 30, 2018

Baffled

To be confused

Yo mcwaffle dildo you get me baffled with that piss breath bruh ca fr.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019