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On and Awful

Defined as the agonizing recycled period of time you spend breaking up with your significant other and then reconciling before the inevitable final termination of the relationship.
Right now Garcia and I are on and awful
by Garcia and the lizzard eater December 20, 2008
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awful

Man, the Snoop Dogg concert last weak was fairy awful.
by Tobi Vail December 3, 2004
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[Awful Waffle]

A hilarious prank popularized by the jokesters at Camp Anawana. First you must find syrup. Second you must find an unwilling participant. Remove the shirt of the individual you’ve found then place a tennis racquet across their belly. Take the syrup and pour it out on the racquet while pressing the racquet hard against the belly. Note: DO NOT FORGE TO CHANT: AWFUL WAFFLE. It’s humiliating and will bring hours of entertainment to your camp experience.
Donkey Lips really took that Awful Waffle well. I think the raping from Ug and Sponge was icing on the cake though.”
by Haul Pefner November 1, 2008
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Awful Misspellings

The result of a failed attempt made by someone with only a vague idea of what the 'English Language' actually is.

Easily notable as not a typo error, as a typo is still readable in normal language. No, one who is an awful misspeller actually has no idea whatsoever how that word should be, and will try and write phoenetically.
For many interesting examples of Awful Misspellings, please visit a special school, for special children.
by Lemon Bear May 16, 2006
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awfail

so awful it's fail at the same time
my wife made dinner that was so awfail i threw it up.
by kosen May 28, 2011
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AWFY

AWFY Bjames

Brandon James' A World For You
by aworldforyou July 6, 2011
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awffer

An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.
That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.
by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011
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