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amaterialistic

Holding materialism and conspicuous consumption in very low regard. Pronounced "A-materialistic", like "asexual". Because "antimaterialism" was taken (it means something religious).
Doug - There are plenty of great women out there, but I just can't take a woman seriously if I see she has Coach shoes, or if she has Prada or D&G sunglasses.

Walter - Pussy is pussy, dude.

Doug - I know, I'm just amaterialistic.
by malarky2020 October 1, 2009
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Amateur Hour

Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateaur manner.
My mom forgot the pickles and mayo on my sammich! What is this, amateur hour?
by JakeStar September 2, 2005
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Awatea

someone amazing who means the world to me
i love 'awatea'
by alohaho May 30, 2016
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Awrate

The ultimate dismissive colloquialism. Can be used in conjunction with "g-g-g-gary preece!" to emphasise the severity.
"That bloke over there is giving you the eye!"
"Awrate mate, of course he is!"
by Andy Walker February 2, 2004
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Awake the Rapper

the sexiest rapper of all time, best music you’ll ever hear that you’ll want to convert to Crimotism
Guy: Yo Michael, what song should I play
Michael: Put on The Truman Show by Awake the Rapper!
Guy and Michael: RED AND GREEN LIKE CHRISTMAS, HELLA FOR THESE BITCHES, THREE GANG LIKE CHANCELLOR, MILLIONS ON MY HIT LIST
by Rie47 September 25, 2023
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Crusty Awakening

When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.
Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.
by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010
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Single Awareness Day

February 14th, basically the same as Valentine's Day. Boyfriends and girlfriends (as well as husbands and wives) are more lovey-dovey towards each other and single people are very well reminded by this that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Either way, if you're single and not loving it or single and perfectly okay with it, VALENTINE'S DAY = SINGLE AWARENESS DAY.
Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day. My boyfriend and I are going to this big Valentine's Day party at his house and a bunch of other couples will be there too. You want to come?"

Unhappily Single Person: "I can't...I don't have a boyfriend like all my other friends." (walks away feeling left out)

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Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day! What are you doing? My boyfriend and I will be going out to eat tonight...it's going to be great!"

Happily Single Person: "Well that sounds great! My friends and I will be going out to eat tonight...we're all single and okay with it!"

(at dinner)
Person in a Relationship (to her boyfriend): "I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you forever and ever!"

Single Person (to her girlfriends): "Happy Single Awareness Day!"
by st_clair59 October 29, 2009
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