Blissful Awakening

Awaking in the morning with sudden thoughts of love, serenity, and tranquility. Often accompanied by happiness from the excellent relationship you may be currently involved in. Lasts anywhere from 5- 20 minutes of sheer joy and appreciation

Wes: Yo, why are you so excited today man?

Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.

Wes: Word.

by Random name goes here _____ December 21, 2012

Crude awakening

When we're finally awakened by a shocking truth that our chance to avoid the most severe impacts from burning fossil fuels is fast moving out of reach

The world is in a crude awakening from the key findings of the latest IPCC report.

by clean_energy_access_now March 27, 2023

awakened

stay woke and stay focused when its time to lock in

i have came to realization that i have became awakened and ive been on top of shit succeeding 🏆

by Hazex October 27, 2023

Awakened

Stay Woke and Stay Focused

Do what you have to do to succeed stay on your grind

I’ve been awakened for the past few months and im finally almost where i wanna be in life

by Hazex January 9, 2024

false awakening

When you wake up but instead of actually being awake, it’s just a dream. They sometimes happen over and over again.

I had like seventy false awakenings last night, it was crazy!

by mindblowingemoji May 3, 2023

Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening

When 12 Step members don’t actually grow and change, but instead have fragile egos that lead them to threats and violence.

“Bro, the new guy at our meeting called me out on my character defects, I almost had a Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening on his ass, bro”.

by Bill Wilson’s Acid Trip December 30, 2022

Awaken my masters

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.

Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”

by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023