assumation

to assume

I made the assumation that brown cows make chocolate milk

by mcdj1234 May 27, 2012

asscrumptionous

1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.

2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.

To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.

I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.

by Bad C dev March 19, 2021

Assception

When something/someone has something stuck with a hole in their ass.

He put a CD in his ass and went to the ER. He became an ASSCEPTION.

by Gene Walter September 30, 2011

Mighty Assumptions

Assuming that someone is gay or bi-sexual based on little or no evidence.

Person 1: i bet that guy over there's gay. I just have a feeling for these things.

Person 2: What makes you arrive at these Mighty Assumptions?

by Amelia&Hattie April 17, 2010

assumptious

A person who makes assumptions.

Stop being so assumptious!

by Modern Shakespear December 23, 2018

Assumptivitis

The uncontrollable need to make assumptions

Bob has a chronic case of assumptivitis, he's always makingbad assumptions.

by Mental Ward Publishing January 23, 2009

Adumption

A dumb assumption

He never questioned his own assumptions, even the worst adumption.

by JaneGordon.com July 15, 2023