Asstronomy

Tronomy means 'the branch of science which deals with celestial objects, space, and the physical universe as a whole'

Therefore, Asstronomy means branch of science that mainly consist of the planet Uranus.

The study of asstronomy is basically about Uranus

by user0690 November 5, 2022

asstroll

Someone who skids GTA V Mod Menus for a living.

Fission? Yeah, that's made by an asstroll

by onnex August 7, 2023

Asstronaught

He is the guy you know, with his head so far up his own ass that he has a pretty good view of the earth and all it's satelites.

Hey Neil,that Asstronaught over there reckons he can kick your ass!

Neil: Scew that man, lets kick HIS ass first...!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

Asstron

A combination of ASShole, TRoll, and morON. A sufferer of personality disorders so severe that mere communication is impossible. This person can blunder into error without realizing what they're doing. (moron) Then ask for help to correct that problem without ever intending to take the advice given. (troll) Then become livid when it is pointed out that the problem was his own fault. (asshole) Conversation usually devolves into name-calling and threats in mere seconds.

Asstron: I can't seed this file I downloaded. Help.
Helpdesk: No one can connect to you, read the FAQ.
A: You're wrong. I've set up dozens of PCs.
H: Read this other thing to save your account..
A: You're still wrong. I won't read those. I have a 200 Intellectual Quotient (sic)
H: The solution is in front of you.
A: (enraged) You're no help, so watch me; I'll get you.

by SleepyInTexas August 24, 2009

asstroturfing

The same as astroturfing, except done so ineptly that the astroturfer makes an ass of himself.

That viral was so obviously staged; I hate it when companies start asstroturfing.

by NTUK November 18, 2009

Houston Astros

What the media did with the Houston Astros is a lot like people being told an athlete should be their role model. The media doesnt need to tell somebody which teams to like and which ones to hate, any more than they need to tell somebody who should be their role model, rather than choose one for themselves.

There's nothing worse than a fan that hates the Houston Astros because everyone hates the Astros, or because the media says they're cheaters, wife beaters, criminals, and degenerates, and not for their own reasons.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Astros

The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.

Astros lose again

by rlrsltx July 31, 2011