asslemia

diarrhea that occurs minutes after eating. any kind of food can be involved in the process. usually within a half hour of consumption.

I can't eat that today. The asslemia will kick in and I have to be at the dentist in 15 minutes

by jozie April 5, 2007

assleg

When so much of the top of the girl's leg is exposed that it shows the bottom curve of the ass.

That girl's booty shorts are showing assleg.

The wind blew so hard that the skirt showed assleg.

by Big Lumberjack February 24, 2009

assleaf

random particles of feces that have accumulated on anal hair around the sphincter hole and then flaked off only to be deposited in ones under garments.

I have to mow this long assleaf covered lawn

by Sour Lemon November 18, 2010

Assley

a short cute Mexican with black hair, brown eyes, big tits, a nice ass. and an awesome hubby named alex that fucks her in the ass every night.

assley likes anal

by ashleyAnalFucker April 28, 2013

assless chaps

a brief escape hatch of someones ass in the rear end of there trousers orpants etc

a hooded night with a hole on his rear end (rectum) cutaway in pants trousers etc
assless chaps

by sucked duck October 14, 2008

asslee

Ashlee May Newhouse!!

That asslee is wack!!

by awesome!! March 28, 2009

assler

someone who is named skylar, and is also a huge ass.

alex: hey, that guy skylar is an ass.

britt: ya, his nickname is assler!

by brittbsit08 July 27, 2009