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Liquidating Assets

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011
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Asmita

Asmita, ass mita, someone with a big butt rug, hot, admirable, cute, lovable, irritating, all in the quantities that brewed coffee does wonder by :) got a heart for strays and loves unconditionally to the ones who can't voice out, quirky humour which either tickles ur senses away or question ones existence, the quiet one to hold the greatest life to live upto :)
those poodles do love those!! God u sucha Asmita
by remtardpoochie March 8, 2021
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assitude

the way or style in which someone walks with his or her buttocks when viewing them from behind.
feeling really groovy in her new jeans, veronica really turned heads with her assitude.
by von wenkel March 11, 2004
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Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing
There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.
by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021
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Assiety

Assiety:

The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.

Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.
Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.

Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????
by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011
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Asit

Name Asit generally means Non white, is of Indian origin, Name Asit is a Masculine (or Boy) name. Person with name Asit are mainly Hindu by religion. Asit is a very brilliant man, so brilliant it's scary. Asit can be very arrogant yet has a reason to be. He loves Monday's and Wednesday. Looks a little like Trump. Favorite words Hi, Really..
Asit loves to gamble and travel the world. He loves to make the deal.

Asit is always right. He loves using the word Ty and some people mistakenly think his name is Ty.
Asit is a world-renowned oncologist and an a mature historian. His fondness of Titos is second only to his passion for U.S. politics.

Generally speaking, everyone loves their Asit. Asit like to push those he believes in them to their highest potential. You might want to Punch him but will thank him later. He has a heart of gold and also loves gold. He is the whitest Indian you will ever meet. Brilliant, successful, driven, dedicated, loving, caring, fun, diversified, physician, hilarious, real.... BE LIKE ASIT!!!
Hi, I'm an extremely bright oncologist. I love history and Tito's -- I'm Asit.
by TheoriginalNiku May 22, 2017
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assatall

A genetic condition of having no ass at all
I bought some Brazilian jeans to cure my assatall.
by ThicChic April 19, 2018
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