Assisted Bromocide

When you ruin your 'bro's' chance of getting somewhere or something in life.

eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.

Bro 1: ...So anyway you want to head to my place, watch Zack and Mirri Make a Porno, then make out for a while?

Girl: Sure, i'd like that.

Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...

Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.

Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide

Bro 2: ...

by Traktor Chelyabinsk November 8, 2009

Assissin

A small, dwarf like creature that lives either under your bed, in your closet, or possibly both. BE WARNED: These creatures are insanely strong and witty. If you ever have the displeasure of meeting one, simply run away as fast as you can, or if you're in your bed, hide under the covers until the screaming stops.

Dude, did you see that Assissin in your sisters room?

No. What were you doing in my sisters room?

by Clock Work December 30, 2012

Askism

A question you ask a person without caring about their response.

How are you today?

Do you really care? Or is that just an askism?

by Emilybefree October 23, 2013

assistage

The percent of a basketball player's passes that result in a made basket by the recipient of the pass.

John had 10 assists tonight and Jim only had 5. John had 30 passes for an assistage of 33% while Jim had 10 total passes for an assistage of 50%.

by DTTD December 4, 2013

Assisted Bird Box

In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm

Jolene was doing the bird box and Brendan helped her finish with an assisted bird box

by Jameson4all December 30, 2018

cough assist

The cough assist is a device used to help patients who don't have a strong cough due to a nuromuscular disease such as Spinal Muscular Atrophy, or Pulmonary Muscular Atrophy. It delivers positive pressure on the lungs, and puts air into the lungs via a facemask, mouthpiece, or endotracheal/tracheostomy tube adpater, and then once the positive pressure is in the lungs it swiches to negative pressure thus simulating a cough.

1. A cough assist is kind of like a suction machine, but a suction suction machine has to have a tube that goes into the lungs to get the stuff out.

by ventilator96 November 8, 2009

junior assistant manager breakdown

a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.

some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown

by brotographer March 20, 2010