Ass assing

Pointless actions or thinking; tomfoolery, bullshit or fuckery

To the irrelevant 🙄 - “I don’t care, you can hate me for no reason and Imma still go about my day the same way I did before…have fun with your ass assing ✌️”

by JDocWebb December 1, 2021

Cool assing

when someone thinks they are to cool to talk to you, open snaps, or thinks they are celebrity

“Bro Ryan is cool assing the fuck outta me on snap”

by gc0ck May 11, 2022

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Assange

(v.): When a group of powerful people use organizations and/or states under their control to actively persecute, marginalize or imprison a dissident, whistleblower or journalist by using psychological torture, false accusations and manipulating vagaries in the laws of the involved nations and international treaties (Lawfare) to silence the individual.

The desired effect is to dissuade others from following in their footsteps and take attention away from embarrassing information, corruption or high level crimes exposed or publicly opposed by the person targeted.

If you expose war crimes committed by the U.S. you risk being assanged.

by Eschatus February 29, 2020

asking for a friend

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.

"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."

by Ash1355 November 3, 2015

Assignments has sent a message

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment

"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

nowhere near the asking

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016