ass goblin

When a person goes down and licks the other person's anal region while they are having sex.

Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole.

Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.

by shotybounce April 23, 2009

Assholiness

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.

That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

Ass Goblin

Any person who likes taking it anally or give anal, while scatting,"shitting" on each other in denial.

Michael just bent Raybones over and made him take it, gosh their such ass goblins!

by freckles, milkman,big daddy January 12, 2008

ass goblin

is the action of a turkey entering your exit and gobbling uncontrolably.gobbler of ass brown turkey turkeys revengehole puckererel pavo del culo

ass goblin;if you happend to see a turkey after Thanksgiving while naked in the forest in the middle of a boul movement.

by don poz juan February 25, 2009

assholini

Someone who creates controversy just for their own twisted amusement or personal gain.

Guy: I can't believe John told Jane that I said "she smells like cabbage." He promised not to say anything.

Guy 2: Dude he's been trying to nail her for years. He probably told her cause he thought he might get some.

Guy: I know dude, he's such an assholini.

by Killnegativity January 7, 2005

Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003

Ass Goblin

Powerful goblin that wants to rule the world. Can change appearance (usually looks like an old man) and has magical powers. Often Shouts HEEYAAAAAA and usually goes by the name of Lord Vilhelm

help, the ass goblin is trying to rule the world

by ass goblin hater August 29, 2003