Arsegoblins

Unpleasant mixture of itching and sweat when the improperly wiped arse is left to ripen in a high temperature, probably on a car or office seat.

"No, I've got to stop at the Little Chef. I've got arsegoblins"

Arsegoblins by fishbear April 4, 2003

arsegoblins

The sweaty and moist deposits that generate in the vicinity near your ass and taint that create a gamey feeling.

Man, Mark's arsegoblins were so ripe he had to stop in Wendy's parking lot and give himelf a courtesy wipe with some napkins.

arsegoblins by Himbe88 May 17, 2004

assgoblins 

little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys

"Man, those assgoblins got me last night"

"those assgoblins had massive balls"

assgoblins by Natalie December 8, 2003

assgoblins 

Assgoblins is a term for herpies of the asshole. The pain and sores are cuased by constant bites and sratches of the Assgoblins living in your anal crevice. Some people have intence forms of Assgoblins and some even have a city of Assgoblins in their gluteus maximus hole. Either way, if you suspect to have an Assgoblin or even a village of Assgoblins in your ass crack, then seek medaical attention immediately.

Bob: dude, i think i got a case of assgoblins
Frank: shit son, get that checked. i herd they spred like Paris Hilton's legs.
Bob: ah shit man i dont want assgoblins
Frank: well it looks like ur fucked my friend.

assgoblins by Asssman February 4, 2008