assume it all

A figure of speech saying "see all the possibilities of what can/might happen, especially the negatives."

Assume it all when it comes to people you don't trust.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 18, 2005

Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.

Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.

by Liberation Theology October 28, 2019

Assumptuous

To assume excessively

She thought I was mad, but she was just being assumptuous.

by Skarmy April 12, 2011

Assive

Used to describe someone as disrespectful.

Sebastian: You're a cunt.
Ryan : God Sebastian, why you gotta be so assive?

by reelest kneebruh June 7, 2018

assvertising

When a woman advertises that she wants sex by moving her ass in erotic ways.

I totally wanna nail that chick, she been assvertising all night...

by TheJudd August 22, 2010

assumption

n.
The Brother of all fuck-ups.

Soap: Oh you assume do ya? And what do they say about assumption being the
brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid...

by dip June 28, 2004

Assumption Song

An assumption song is a song with the intention of making you think it is dirty when really it doesn't say anything dirty by changing the rhyme.

"...Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... eyes at the fellow"

Everyone knows it is dirty though. It's no secret.

"Hay, Can I sing the assumption song for you"

"Sure!"

"*sings*"

"Eww gross *Throws pie in face*"

by SeventhSandwich[BL] February 12, 2010