When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis
"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".
by Big Zarz August 21, 2025
Get the Armadillo Bonermug. by john ed reed December 28, 2011
Get the armadillo boothmug. While a male is sitting on the toilet defecating, he will curl his back over until his penis can be placed in his mouth. At this point he can smell his own odor as he sucks his penis until he ejaculates.
Had a sick lunch break; had myself an armadillo!
by Flawed perception May 11, 2016
Get the Armadillomug. When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.
Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022
Get the Armadillo Dickmug. Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
by Muddillo April 22, 2023
Get the Muddy Armadillomug. When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.
by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022
Get the dirty armadillomug. by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025
Get the Kinky Armadillomug.