Splooge in your Applesauce

1) A metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in Austin Powers: Goldmember during the prison rap scene

2) The action of ejaculating into someone else's apple-derived side dish.

Example 1) Friend #1: "What now, bitch? I won!!! Splooge in your applesauce! All up in it!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah, whatever..."

Example 2) Ted: 'Bob, this applesauce tastes funny'
Bob: 'Yeah, because I splooged in your applesauce, Ted! HAHA'

by TheoDizzle July 10, 2005

applesauce

When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.

Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.

by airbiscuit December 22, 2008

applesauce

when you take a large shit out of your tight asshole and you forgot you have a little shit left inside hours later

Wow, man I got so much applesauce inside my ass, i should have wiped better!

by hard cack October 26, 2011

applebaum

an extreme idiot. Usually used with boys and never used in a good way. Often times people use this to describe a stoner.

Stupid Applebaum! You make me want to cry with your idiocracy.

by Davi-E G. September 6, 2006

Appletato

It's half apple,half tato. Appletato.

Mrs. O'Hara: So, want to get dinner at 5:30?

Joan Yang: Appletato.

Mrs. O'Hara: Thank God.

by Kitarra December 29, 2007

Applerated

The large hype that is created when Apple releases a new product or software which is not as revolutionary as everyone thinks. The overrated Apple products that are released.

James: Hey, did you hear? The iPad came out! It's so cool eh?
Eriks: Dude, that's so applerated.

by CplMoran January 27, 2010

Applesauceable

often mistaken for applausable and vise-versa

1. adj. To describe someone bangable or another word of saying I'd tap that.

2. adj. To describe apples or, in some cases any other type of fruit or vegetable that look particularly good for applesauce.

1. "Damn," Fraser remarked. "Annie is so applesauceable."

2. Flora raided the refrigerator for anything applesauceable that she could put into the pot.

by Anirora July 5, 2010