I appreciate your candor

I quick polite and condescending phrase that implies that the user knows what is being implied and in fact does not care for the implication.

Also known as "I don't give a fuck what you think, but thanks"

Woman: Honey, you can really drink a lot. You should be proud.

Man: I appreciate your candor. Now blow me.

by CaptAhab June 6, 2013

we appreciate a good tail end

When one likes a good 'bell' end of a penis

we appreciate a good tail end on our men it defines a good bell
DING DONG

by daniel smithersz November 12, 2007

parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!

after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!

by michael foolsley February 2, 2010

I appreciate it.

A glib expression that sometimes conveys true feelings, but can often be used as a way to just move the conversation forward and get on with it.

(A child hands you a poorly designed mug they made in school.)
You: Oh, thank you. I appreciate it.

(Your brother/sister offers you unsolicited advice.)
You: Ok, thanks. I appreciate it. Now to get back to what I was saying before…

by LogansWalk May 7, 2022

Appernated

To have an open ass.

I went on a date last night and he brought me flowers. You already know I was SO appernated.

by jnece October 16, 2021

appernated

()(adj.) to have an open ass

*truck drives by with no windshield* me jokingly: that truck is appernated dude

by jacket of the straight variety October 16, 2021

Appernater

(Noun) The one who makes assholes open.

I dumped him because he’s an appernater and I hate anal.

by jnece October 16, 2021