allesexual

'alles' from the German 'everything', Allesexual is being sexually attracted to all living organisms and all inanimate objects.

Ernie: I am allesexual.
Bert: What does that mean?
Ernie: I will fuck anything.

by Insanity Claus July 4, 2019

Amogsexual

You're attracted to oval shapes with a glass oval shape at the higher part of its body.

P1: I'm Amogsexual
P2: Why are you attracted to among us characters????

by Amogus is better than furries August 12, 2021

Ammosexual

A disorder particularly found in white American men. These men can also be found with a confederate flag being flown on their a large and loud truck

"Wow he really loves guns. He must be ammosexual."

by Letscuddleandlistentometal November 3, 2015

allsexual

when you act really gay and do some gay things but you're actually straight. it can also be if you are straight but you do some lesbian stuff or act lesbian.

i'm not gay dude..im allsexual. ;)

by allsexual.creator123 July 28, 2017

Allosexual

One who is primarily sexually attracted to allosaurus. Gender is inconsequential when choosing the allosaurus.

Not many allosexuals left in the world since allosaurus died off 200 million years ago.

by Farts Macgee July 3, 2020

ammosexual

A sexual fetish that finds pleasure in the power to kill dozens of people with the pull of a trigger. An ammosexual may understand the desire of other people to live, but feels all the greater pleasure in contemplating that he has the power to overcome that desire with his power. Ammosexuals are very protective of their fetish, and attack even the slightest gun safety measure on the grounds that they interfere with their pleasure.
Many ammosexuals practice the religion of gundamentalism or demand the invasion of weaker countries as a means of reaching wargasm.

After every mass killing, ammosexuals gather for an orgy of suppressing gun control measures.

by rewinn April 23, 2014

afrosexual

an afrophile; one who is fascinated by textured, highly curly, kinky, voluminous hair; afrosexuals may keep their love, admiration for Afros and things afro-centric secret out of fear of loving something "ethnic" particularly if they are not of the Afro-ethnic persuasion; some afrosexuals don't realize that they are but find themselves being stimulated intellectually, emotionally, and/or sexually by afro-ethnic music, vernacular, and physiognomies, sometimes quite alarmingly; other afrosexuals proudly embrace their affinity for cultures and physicalities typified by afro-ethnic people; lovers of locs, dark skin, hip hop, Muddy Waters-style rhythm and blues, and afro-diasporic histories (African-American Studies/Urban Ecology majors); some afrosexuals wish their hair, culture, or heritage was "cool" like afro-ethnic peoples; there's a subgenre of afrosexuals that only date afro-ethnic individuals; others sport afro-ethnic hairstyles like FROs, cornrows, and doo-rags; others don't date afro-ethnic but simply admire and fraternize with afro-ethnics; I.e. women who only date afro-ethnic men, men who only date afro-ethnic women, Justin Timberlake, Bilal**, Jill Scott**, certain mature-aged Caucasian men, Michael Rappaport from Zebrahead, and Iggy Azalea; **one does can be of afro-ethnic decent and be an afrosexual - afro-ethnics that can be considered the opposite of afro-ethnic are Beyoncé, Tiger Woods, Susan Rice, Condoleezza Rice (what's with the white on rice?), and Kanye West

There's this Jewish dude at my job who keeps wanting to touch my 'fro when he sees me. I'm not sure if I should be offended - is he just curious or is he an afrosexual?

by Black TeaKettleParty April 24, 2015