Almond Rocha

Cat feces which has been rolled in cat litter.
I caught Fido in the litter box, treating himself to some Almond Rocha.
by Owen, Liane, and E.B. April 19, 2006
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almond eyes

An asian person who's eyes resemble almonds.
Why are those damn almond eyes so damn smart?
by Alex \m/ April 01, 2008
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almond milk

A term used for almonds pureed in water. Usually described as almond milk because it's hard to say "nut juice" with a straight face.
Teacher: I prefer almond milk, or as I like to call it, "nut juice!"
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...
by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016
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Almond

A girl who's whole body is shaped like an almond. Wears granny panties and is proud of her muffin top, has a twin brother named pistachio who she hates. Love sto read, yell at kids, and wear granny training bras. Usually named Amber
Jamie: I SEE AN ALMOND
Lily: You mean the new girl named Amber Brown
by pooman gill goot goot November 22, 2015
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Crap Almond

Means everything and everyone. Can be used in any situation but especially useful in expressing emotion.
How did your test go?
I failed it, I totally feel like a crap almond.
by happinesswithwings January 05, 2008
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ivory almonds

Slang term for Morphine or pills such as oxycontin or Valium.
Do you have any ivory almonds left in your bag?
by Ziobear2 July 29, 2018
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almond joy

A white mans penis, with lumps.
Bro, let me eat your almond joy.
by GIngyboi June 01, 2020
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