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Porn Allowance

The money that, even though wasn't designated for that use, will not get you in trouble with wifey.
Mike; Jim, did you check into that porn site I emailed to you?
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.
by Eugene Walnut February 2, 2009
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allocishet

Someone who is allosexual & alloromantic (completely experiences sexual & romantic attraction), heterosexual (is attracted solely to members of the opposite gender) and is cisgender (someone whose sex is their biological gender).
We need more allocishets who support LGBTQIA+ people!
by A Lone Smartass June 14, 2021
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Allow You

Phillop "I want to go to the cinema to watch Penguins"

Sanjay "Allow You"
by Graham Roberts December 13, 2005
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The "Lone Wolfe", one who wears heels, and pants to mommy. One who self indulges into third party conversations to they-self. One's own brilliancy to bring back civilization from the brink of self destruction. Considered to have have long hairy arms and weekly "meatings" with other men.
Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.
by Oh..my..god February 6, 2019
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allotpun

In fiction, a trait that a character's name is based off of. Originates from the "Sir blanks-a-lot" joke.
From the webcomic Sparklecare Hospital:
Name: Barry Ill, Uni Cornelius
Allotpun: gets sick easily, Unicorn
by csicko July 30, 2022
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Pets allowed

An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.

The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.
I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed
by slurber November 24, 2009
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Terry Waite's allotment

Self-explanatory to Britishers in the 1990's, this description of unruly hair will puzzle the rest of us, so:
1. Terry Waite served as the Anglican Church's international diplomacy negotiator. In 1987, he was himself taken hostage in Lebanon and held mostly in solitary confinement until his release in 1991. He's a well-known public speaker now.
2. "Allotment" in Britain is an urban rented garden patch.
Hence, Terry Waite's allotment would be untended and weed-choked.
I haven't determined if Waite actually was an allotment holder at the time of his confinement.
The man on the bench had a red beard like Terry Waite's allotment.
by Jesfine January 1, 2005
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