Albert

Albert

Albert

by Santa Nugg December 5, 2018

albertsons

Service first, second to none.

Lady: "Your store sucks & this bread was supposed to be 3 for a dollar not 2 for a dollar!"
Us: "You're so totally right ma'am. Please wait here while I smash myself in the nuts for you and while we're at it get one of my other employees to go check to see if you're right so we can save you those 33 cents that you oh so need."

by Steven H. May 31, 2005

Albertmketv

A snitch ass nigga with a shitty YouTube channel

That Albertmketv nigga a whole bitch

by Misterjack13 January 23, 2020

Albert Artez

He is a great youtuber and person.He has a channel called flamingo , and is a great person overall.

Have you heard of a guy called Albert Artez he is amazing!

by Scpcreepystalker September 24, 2020

Albert Fish

Albert Fish is a serial killer, child rapist, and a cannibal.

Albert Fish was a evil man!!!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020

the albert

A spazzyistic hand dance usually done by Alberts when they are happy, excited, or just celebrating Albertness in general

Oh my god is that person being possessed? *frantically calls Ghostbusters*
Oh nvm he's hust doing the Albert :/

by Wh0vian153 May 21, 2016

ALBERT POOH HOLES

The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.

The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.

by andy1 July 1, 2006