Alanda

1) A female name derived from 'Amanda', it is also the female form of the male name 'Alan'.
2) A very nice individual who has some anger management issues, but is otherwise amazing. She is very intelligent, but is also a HUGE procrastinator. Once you get to know her she is one of the coolest people ever. Her, and her group of friends are known for their rather odd behavior. You will often find them gestrating while they speak; speaking in extremely abnormal voices; making sexual jokes; and using words like 'whilst', 'hither', 'thither', 'tis', and other such words. She makes the greatest best friend, despite all of her quirks. She is also in love with sweetarts

1) Hey Alanda, come here.
2) This Alanda girl is rather uber, I'm so glad that we're bff's.

by UberEpicAwesomeSauce December 24, 2008

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Alaskan Snowstorm

The act of having your asshole fisted full of white bakers flour and then proceeding to fart in the face of the fister

After the Big Country concert Sambo asked Nugara if he could fist Nugara’s asshole full of bakers flour so that he could give Sambo an Alaskan Snowstorm.

Nugara happily obliged but when Sambo realised that Nugara had been eating baked beans and cabbages the whole previous day he literally turned white as a ghost!

by Craig McNamara March 26, 2020

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Alanah

Alanah's are usually shy at first, they tend to think negatively of themselves and let rude comments get to them easily. but once you get to know them you'll see that they are kind and also can get very crazy, they're always up for a good laugh and some fun. They usually are very forgiving if you apologise to them in a friendly manner and not in a blunt or rude way. They aren't one to go for looks either, they're all about happiness and personality.

Alanah's are keepers :)

by Anastasia1234 March 20, 2018

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Alaska

If it was cut in half then Texas would be the third biggest state. Known for being quite cold and for the mosquito being so big it might as well be the state bird. Also disgraced by Sarah Palin .

Despite common belief, it does not always snow in Alaska.

by Onionbro March 17, 2015

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Alanna

A kind, mother/father figure who is most likely your best friend. Alanna is a strawberry blonde, who is kind, funny and smart. She will protect her children at all cost. No. Matter. What. She is not always going to be there to stop you from making mistakes but she will always be there when you need help learning from them. Alanna isn’t to be underestimated as she can also be very badass and will tell you off if she needs to. Alanna is wiser than her years and very intelligent, yet very funny.

-Paige

Friend: why is alanna always so smart?

Alanna: you’ll understand when you are older, even though we are the same age.

by aiden2024 April 27, 2020

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Alaskan Snow Storm

The Alaskan Snow Storm is when you are having sex with a woman and there's a pre-determined location that she wants you to come. When you are about to come, you pull out and position where she wants it. So she waits for it and the last second you go wild and ejaculate all over her.

Dude: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan Snow Storm again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.

Dude: I know.

by Srwim January 25, 2011

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