the bad feeling you experience after you drink too much at a charity auction and spend money you don't have
I have a bad auction hangover. I got drunk and bought a 9 liter bottle of fine wine. Unfortunately, I have to take out a second mortgage, but at least I outbid paddle #78 and showed him who's boss. Of course, I did it for the children.
by napajoe June 11, 2014
Get the auction hangover mug.Jennifer: Steve's a nice guy but once he went college he got a bad case Frat Boy Affliction...pretty sad too.
April: Why's that?
Jennifer: He was always a stand up guy with thoughts of his own but now he doesn't make a move until one of his buddies says to...pretty sad!
April: Why's that?
Jennifer: He was always a stand up guy with thoughts of his own but now he doesn't make a move until one of his buddies says to...pretty sad!
by Miles O'Malley March 20, 2015
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The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013
Get the Auction Wank mug.A group of Douche Bags. ie. pack of dogs, murder of ravens, heard of cattle Affliction of douche bags. Named after their trademark shirts. As to make them easy to spot in the crowd. most douchebags are known to wear white sunglasses, white bandanas, fake tans, tribal tattoos and faux hawks or spiky hair.
"Hey Sean, did you see that Affliction of Douch Bags last night? They all drank Heinekens and had white sunglasses and faux hawks."
by Two Bit 1982 October 29, 2011
Get the Affliction mug.Label given to any person who craves affection to such an extent that they will constantly hug and kiss anyone she knows, in an innocent manner, to receive it. Whether this person is single or not does not matter. If hugging and kissing is not so innocent please look up whore.
Guy # 1- Dude, She is so friendly. She hugs me all the time. I think she might have a thing for me.
Guy # 2- Dumbass, she hugs me all the time too. She's an affection whore.
Guy # 2- Dumbass, she hugs me all the time too. She's an affection whore.
by Kenguis Khan October 21, 2009
Get the Affection Whore mug.1. The suffering of white people who are constantly called racists yet never have had any racist tendencies.
2. People who are shamed into thinking they are racist because of the color they were born and nothing else.
3. The suffering of a white person by constantly having to put themselves last in order to please other ethnic groups and sexes.
2. People who are shamed into thinking they are racist because of the color they were born and nothing else.
3. The suffering of a white person by constantly having to put themselves last in order to please other ethnic groups and sexes.
1. I have been feeling a lot of "white affliction" here lately with all the Black lives Matter rioting.
2. Hey man, are you going to that rave in the valley? No man, there is way too much "white affliction" that goes on there for me to be welcome.
2. Hey man, are you going to that rave in the valley? No man, there is way too much "white affliction" that goes on there for me to be welcome.
by Jok3rJok3r October 3, 2017
Get the white affliction mug.Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything.
The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.
The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.
a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go."
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."
b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.
2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!
6 others in the bar: Me too!
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."
b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.
2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!
6 others in the bar: Me too!
by StabthePab January 9, 2012
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