Alimony

That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.

Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.

Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.

Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...

by BusinessMan April 22, 2005

Adipose

A small, white alien made out of fat. It was featured in the Doctor Who episode "Partners In Crime".

Aww, that little Adipose is so cute!

by Douko April 25, 2008

Adiot

Adiot: Noun

A person who tries to call out people while simultaneously making a mistake themselves.

F'in Katie was super wasted over the weekend and tried to call me out. She was soooo super drunk she talked to the wrong person, what an ADIOT!

by Swam January 25, 2010

adiso

Future Rich girl, heather, the new definition of heather, cool, popular. I know this is for my Madison's doin' the Tik Tok trends

Josh: I wanna go to prom with Adiso, forget heather

by 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚡𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢 March 2, 2021

adio

These tight azz shoes that rock hard!

I just got some new Adios

by Rae January 15, 2005

Adimpleate

to fill up

Would you please adimpleate my glass?

by MnO(4) June 22, 2011

Adiso

Adiso is the kindest girl you can find on earth. She is very talented and athletic. Adison is very sweet around everyone! Being short, beautiful and nice, she is a very angelique person. We can't forget thie : she is very dumb.

Adiso is so sweet but she's very dumb.

I really like her!

by hello hihi June 7, 2020