The Aaron effect

An effect caused by the molecular patterns in the brain, which constructs when laughter is heard. The laughter is refracted causing the sufferer to mirror the laughter in a much louder tone and is trapped in a continuous loop.

Scientists Professor Keating and Doctor Beattie have researched humor and laughter in the Aaron effect and identified its benefits. They have presented findings claiming that the laughter opens the linings of the blood vessels in the heart after evaluating patients who watched comedies compared to patients who watched dramatic movies. This can aid in reducing high blood pressure and the number of heart attacks experienced by people.

It is primarily a social vocalization that is not a learned group reaction but an instinctive behavior programmed by our genes.

Aaron was trapped in a voice recording of laughter. "Dam The Aaron effect" he said.

by LOL doctor November 17, 2012

aaron cox

A real Dick that thinks he is the King.

They think they are the Aaron Cox of the neighborhood.

by The real King. May 3, 2018

Aaron Molnar

This is a virgin who is so sexualy frustrated and horny that they completely fall in love with any fat girl they see. If a fat girl so much as goes near an Aaron molnar they will jizz them selves.

"look at him he's such an Aaron Molnar he's going after poppy again"

by Dr Hue G. Rection June 29, 2020

Aaron Burr

Cool dude, not his fault. It was all Hamilton's fault. First off, Burr aimed for his arm. 2nd, Hamilton installed hair triggers, its almost like he wanted Burr to shoot him. Burr was a feminist, hated slavery for moral, not economical reasons. He was ok.

Dude 1: Dude, Aaron Burr sucks, he shot Hamilton.
Dude 2: He didn't mean to, it wasn't his fault, Hamilton sucked anyway.
Dude 1 + All Hamilton fans: *cries*

by aaronburrsucks November 25, 2020

Aaron Nguyen

Aaron Nguyen is a very wise and funny young man, a great friend that will always help your back when times get rough. Aaron Nguyen's are known for absolutely dominating apex legends servers. He is very oogie. he also sat on his brothers muffin when he was playing video games with some really poggers person whose name is Robert. you should check Robert out. He's very single and cool. So is Aaron Nguyen.

Danny: Aaron...Where's my muffin..?
Aaron Nguyen: *continues playing overwatch*
Danny: Where's my muffin..?
Aaron Nguyen: I don't know danny
Danny: WAIT
Aaron Nguyen: what?
Danny: *starts to cry and laugh* YOU SAT ON MY MUFFIN
Aaron Nguyen with a very squished muffin on his butt: BRUH LMFAOOO GET CLAPPED

by MyAssHasAVeryDistinctSmell July 8, 2021

acorn penis

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

by Magic M December 17, 2006

Aaron

Aaron is a sweet, loving, caring guy who will never let you down. Being near him will give you butterflies and make you ungodly happy. Aaron's are usually handsome, but never really know it until you tell them. They are very modest. Aaron's are extremely smart, caring, and selfless. They will do anything for you.

"Ugh. Blake was being a jerk last night. I wish he was like Aaron."
"Yeah, Aaron never does that to me."

by kyconner September 9, 2016