Accinut

To accidently nut.

1) (Noun.) Last night I derfed too hard and had an accinut.
2) (Verb.) If I soak I'm afraid I'm gonna accinut.

by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

re-accommodate

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.

Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.

by Intelligence001 April 28, 2017

ACCIDENT

An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.

Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"

by Drew D'Jew March 26, 2004

catholic accident

The child caboose in a (roman) catholic family, generally several to many older siblings, normally younger by as many as five years or more. Most know the Church is vehemently against abortion (duh), but it also highly disapproves of birth control, as well. This makes the likelihood of accidental / unplanned births among the most devout families almost an inevitability.

In the O'Callahan family of Medford, there are six children : Mary, Patrick, the identical twins Rory and Maile, Kathleen, and Kevin. Did I forget someone ? Oh, yes, a seventh - Edward, called Teddy by everyone else, although the twins jokingly refer to him as John Thomas behind his back as he is seven years (!) behind the next youngest sibling. Teddy is the caboose of the family, or more appropriately, the Catholic Accident, as his birth was something of a surprise (i.e., unplanned).

by Virgin Suicides April 17, 2017

Accommodate

Accomodate means the amout of space/people the building/object will hold.

"i only have one sleeping bag , and it will only accommodate one person"

by jadiepower s January 3, 2016

Final destination accident

An bizarre accident; An accident that is so strange and that occurs under such unbelievable circumstances that it appears that the accident was straight out of Hollywood.

The guy's car was rear-ended and pushed into one of those car haulers - the chain securing the SUV on the top broke and it rolled off the hauler and landed in the back seat of the car crushing the chick in the back and the driver walked away without a scratch...

Wow! That was a real final destination accident.

by JimmyJay March 23, 2007

Accidental Dragon

when a woman is giving a blow job and suddenly laughs , casuing the semen to burst through her nostrils.

oh man, just as we were getting there, she laughed and ended up giving me an accidental dragon

by brandy montezz July 6, 2009