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A diet that focuses on banning carbs, contrary to popular belief no body knows if Atkins died of obesity like John Wayne was never even autopsied.
It is not a license to gorge Atkins once said.
Your heart may be buttery after this diet but its not like this diet permits 20 sticks of butter, a day might follow an omelet with cheese, ham ,and mushroom with a hearty chef salad for lunch then with a steak and tossed veggies. And berries are permitted sparingly with i must admit hearty fatty snacks time to time.
I'm surprised that most definitions that actually state the diet are made up of people who did not read the book, and it does not permit unlimited fatty food. This idea came from the fact this book permits cheese and meat which if you recall the 70's where made to look evil towards rice and pasta. The first 2 weeks only allow 30 net gram carbs then there is another phase which introduces whole grains back.
It is not a license to gorge Atkins once said.
Your heart may be buttery after this diet but its not like this diet permits 20 sticks of butter, a day might follow an omelet with cheese, ham ,and mushroom with a hearty chef salad for lunch then with a steak and tossed veggies. And berries are permitted sparingly with i must admit hearty fatty snacks time to time.
I'm surprised that most definitions that actually state the diet are made up of people who did not read the book, and it does not permit unlimited fatty food. This idea came from the fact this book permits cheese and meat which if you recall the 70's where made to look evil towards rice and pasta. The first 2 weeks only allow 30 net gram carbs then there is another phase which introduces whole grains back.
Nerd: lollol12l3l1 i ate 20 bucckets of lard today l123o12l3 im on a diet
Guy: I followed Atkins diet ,his guidelines and read the book i am prepared for the side effects and will not make my day of food be worth more than 20% saturated fat. But only have 30 carbs a day for a while.
Guy: I followed Atkins diet ,his guidelines and read the book i am prepared for the side effects and will not make my day of food be worth more than 20% saturated fat. But only have 30 carbs a day for a while.
by That guy who is here April 22, 2008
Get the atkins diet mug.text abberviation for "As the kids say." When adults are talking they often cop to speaking in demi-adult lingo. When adults use words in email or texting like "word", "pumped", "hip", "phat", "tight" or abbreviations like "ttyl", "ROFLMAO", and so on, they should immediately follow that with "atks", to indicate that they recognize they are a) too square to actually pull it off or b) using those terms to in an ironic fashion.
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Get the atks mug.A word used to describe a person who is not just crazy but beyond crazy. Derived from a math teacher who has went insane but is still teaching.
Person A: Wow, that chic is fucking crazy as hell.
Person B: shit yeah, she's Atkinson-crazy like a motherfucker
Person A: thats sad
Person B: shit yeah, she's Atkinson-crazy like a motherfucker
Person A: thats sad
by Matt April 30, 2005
Get the Atkinson-crazy mug.an illogical diet that says eating lots of fat and protein will make you lose weight, when it actually just gets your arteries clogged and makes you constipated. It's actually better to have carbs
i'm having a quadruple bypass surgery and i haven't taken a shit in a week
it's because of that damn atkins diet
no! it's because of the piece of bread i ate last night!
it's because of that damn atkins diet
no! it's because of the piece of bread i ate last night!
by Some Guy December 17, 2004
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Nappan is the soul a child is born with. It also receives the soul of the most recent deceased member of the group which soul is called Atka. Atka has wisdom from its own full life plus the wisdom from the other side and does all the deciding, acting, talking for the child.
Everyone addresses the child by the title of whatever the dead person’s relationship was to them in life. Stefannson discovered this after living and traveling with an eskimo family for many months.He noted that the child was the worst behaved kid he had ever seen and she was called “mother” by her own mother.
Nappan is the soul a child is born with. It also receives the soul of the most recent deceased member of the group which soul is called Atka. Atka has wisdom from its own full life plus the wisdom from the other side and does all the deciding, acting, talking for the child.
Everyone addresses the child by the title of whatever the dead person’s relationship was to them in life. Stefannson discovered this after living and traveling with an eskimo family for many months.He noted that the child was the worst behaved kid he had ever seen and she was called “mother” by her own mother.
by Ted Hughes April 3, 2006
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