High Alert

When your parent or guardian suspects, or is currently on the lookout for any signs of marijuana use. This usually happens after getting caught by your parents.

Brian: "Can we chill at your house tonight?"
Scott: "Naw man, my mom is on high alert tonight"
Brian: "Ahh...that sucks"

by phanatic1024 March 1, 2010

aslert

When you are asleep but alert

Megan and Sara were aslert in History, ready to be called on but resting.

by Negam and Aras February 15, 2010

adler balls

Several meanings:
1. Most often used to descirbe a crappy situation.
2. Used to describe really large, hanging male testicles.

The phrase came to life after viewing celebrity Cisco Adler's nude picture on the internet.

Wow, that movie Gigli sucked major adler balls.

by Debra K March 3, 2007

Stalker Alert

The word is used to alert or warn a friend during a conversation that the other person will end up as your stalker or maybe already your stalker. Its mainly a presumption which is based on the over - fluttering tone of the person towards your friend.

Bucky: Hey girls what are you doinn? I think class is over.
Kelsey: We are just packing up.
Julia: Kelsey "I have to go to market today so i can't drop you".
Bucky: Don't worry i can drop you Kelsey.
Kelsey: Its alright i can go by my own.
Bucky: I insist Kelsey. By the way you look great. You really look like an angel in this dress.
Julia: Stalker Alert (In Kelsey ears).

by Reet Awwsum July 27, 2013

Upset Alert

When an underdog team is on the verge of taking down the more popular team in any sport.

College football is full of upset alerts!

by Ale7x December 5, 2011

boner alert

Massive erection forming.

Boner Alert! I've just seen her pokey nipples.

by littlemissperky February 20, 2008

Armin Arlert

Armin Arlert is a very gorgeous boy in the anime and manga attack on titan and honestly he just needs a hug. Please someone hug this blue eyed blondie. I love him with all my heart.

person one: "I just love Armin Arlert. He's so wholesome."
person two: "Same here!"

by real men disappoint me February 20, 2021