The most advanced, user friendly and innovative operating system in existance. Originally brought back in time by Zorlof of the Xoono clan of the fifth Narnoc from the 23rd century. The ease of use of this technology frequently confuses the technical minded people used to sterile and ordinary interfaces.
by Steve Job's bitch June 30, 2003
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Often hated on by people who don't understand anything about it, or base their judgements on older models. Lasts longer than a PC, comes pre-installed with drivers, easily communicates with external devices, has no viruses (and therefore has no need for anti-virus software that takes up all the memory) and is completely user friendly.
It comes with a mouse that has one button, but people do not understand that you can attach any other mice to it, and it recognises it without driver installation.
Not optimised for computer gaming, but only nerds and 12 year olds buy a computer soley for gaming. All popular titles can work on an Apple Mac anyway.
Highly priced because it's worth it.
2) A company that manufactures and distributes the Apple Mac computer, notebooks and the world famous ipod and itunes music store.
3) Not an immitation of a PC, because people don't understand that historically, a mac came before the PC.
Often hated on by people who don't understand anything about it, or base their judgements on older models. Lasts longer than a PC, comes pre-installed with drivers, easily communicates with external devices, has no viruses (and therefore has no need for anti-virus software that takes up all the memory) and is completely user friendly.
It comes with a mouse that has one button, but people do not understand that you can attach any other mice to it, and it recognises it without driver installation.
Not optimised for computer gaming, but only nerds and 12 year olds buy a computer soley for gaming. All popular titles can work on an Apple Mac anyway.
Highly priced because it's worth it.
2) A company that manufactures and distributes the Apple Mac computer, notebooks and the world famous ipod and itunes music store.
3) Not an immitation of a PC, because people don't understand that historically, a mac came before the PC.
1) I will create 5 movie posters in Adobe Photoshop on a Mac in the time it takes a PC to load photoshop. I just received an email from a friend about a virus going around... delete.
2) Everyone has an apple iPod. iPods are the best on the market and iTunes is the most productive music downloading store in the world.
3) People are ignorant and bitter that htye can't afford an Apple Computer
2) Everyone has an apple iPod. iPods are the best on the market and iTunes is the most productive music downloading store in the world.
3) People are ignorant and bitter that htye can't afford an Apple Computer
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The original designers of Windows. They were using thier own GUI when developing and Bill Gates bought it from them on the cheap and proceeded to market it as his own making a fortune. So a good definition would be Unlucky and shortsighted
by Ferg June 30, 2003
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A term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of Steve Jobs's ass. While Apple do make good computers for design/media work, the unofficial fanclub gets irritating.
Example of Apple Computers user: "ipod: An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet."
Pot & kettle? It's also amusing that he assumes that everyone who dislikes it is "poor". I guess he's just a moronic spoilt little nerd.
Pot & kettle? It's also amusing that he assumes that everyone who dislikes it is "poor". I guess he's just a moronic spoilt little nerd.
by nameless345435 December 6, 2006
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Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life
Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life
by The dude who tries to use neither May 29, 2008
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