Definitions by Ferg

State Bridge Road 

A busy two lane highway that runs directly through the city of Johns Creek, Georgia. The road sits on a number of rolling hills, contains a few sharp turns, and its speed limit is 45 miles per hour; however, its terrain subsequently blesses the sneaky bastards at JCPD with the element of surprise. All residents of Johns Creek will eventually end up paying for at least ONE speeding ticket while wheeling down this death trap.

"Do you know why im stopping you today sir?"
"Im on state bridge road, this route was my first mistake."

State Bridge Road by FERG April 3, 2019

awooga 

Created and first used by the Awooga brothers, Fash the bash, Kris Akabusi and Craig Charles, Awooga is a sign of excitement, happiness and an utterance of agreement.

Welcome to Robot wars, Awooga.

New world record Awooga.

The world is round. Awooga

awooga by Ferg July 27, 2004

linesman

A small, insignificant excuse for a football referee who runs up and down the line making Hitler style salutes whenever a player is deemed to be in breach of the mystical offside rule.

The linesman has flagged for offside
That linesman is Goddam useless

linesman by Ferg February 4, 2004

grease monkey 

A Mechanic

grease monkey by Ferg June 30, 2003

bastard

A child born out of wedlock

bastard by Ferg June 30, 2003

american people 

Mostly overwieght and overexcitable. But does have lots of perfectly fine people aswell. Lead by a half wit, their nation is trying to be a dictator of the world. They invent the Kyoto treatie to regulate emmitions and then neglect to sign it on the grounds of "it might harm OUR indusrty". Selfish idiots.

american people by Ferg June 30, 2003

apple computer

The original designers of Windows. They were using thier own GUI when developing and Bill Gates bought it from them on the cheap and proceeded to market it as his own making a fortune. So a good definition would be Unlucky and shortsighted

apple computer by Ferg June 30, 2003