American Airlines

One of America's "legacy carriers" and the largest airline in the world by passenger-revenue-miles. Headquartered in Forth Worth, Texas. CEO is Gerald Arpey. Has hubs in Dallas-Ft. Worth, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, New York and Boston.

American Airlines: something special in the air. F-U.

by [e-mail] August 5, 2007

delta (airlines)

DELTA

Didn't Even Leave The Airport.

"Hey, I thought you were going to New York?"

"No, my flight was on Delta aka delta (airlines)."

by plasmacobalt February 16, 2006

flying mexican airlines

the act or process of getting high by smoking marijuana

"hey dude i'd come over but neil's here and we're flying mexican airlines."

by lauren August 30, 2003

Delta Airlines

Makes you wait 5000000000 hours before boarding

A: Where are you?
B: Still in New York.
A: Why?
B: I'm flying Delta Airlines.
A: I pity you right now.
B: FML.

by Normal American Citizen December 13, 2012

United Airlines

You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.

I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!

by Frannknbeans April 19, 2017

Northwest Airlines

Otherwords known as "Northworst Airlines". Not only do they cram you in between two fat people, but they manage to make you pay 3$ for a snack. Soon they will charge you for the recycled bacteria in the air you get on the plane.

Me: "What airline do we have?"
Fred: "Northwest Airlines..."
Me: "Shit!"

by Angry Salamander July 14, 2006

Heaven Airlines

A airline in Roblox based in Thailand where the owner, Pallaboy1234 is known for leaking assets and copying other airlines.

Heaven Airlines are shitty. I'd never go on them again.

by Poggers1 August 23, 2021