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acoustic dyke

A genre of music identified generally by the combination of acoustic guitars and singing lesbians.
e.g. Melissa Etheridge, Indigo Girls, K.D. Lang.

Lesbian 1: Let's throw on some acoustic dyke and play some scratch a snatch.

Lesbian 2: k.
acoustic dyke by someusernamething October 21, 2010

acoustic art 

Art that is drawn or painted by hand, as opposed to electric art, which is done on the computer.
Guy 1 - Hey look at this drawing I just did.
Guy 2 - Wow, that's cool. You draw it by hand?
Guy 1 - Yep, acoustic art ftw!
acoustic art by Yhtomit August 24, 2008

Acoustic Guitar Guy

Profile of an acoustic guitar guy: The AGG can be found most often at college campuses and teen camps. The AGG is under the impression that he's very gifted when it comes to playing guitar, but in actuality is quite bad. He attempts to cover this up by singing and occasionally flipping his long hair, so long as it's not in his favorite hairstyle, the man-bun. His rolled pant legs and flip-flops are a desperate attempt to communicate that he doesn't care. The ultimate success to an AGG is acquiring a group of girls with low self-esteem and no musical talent, so that they are unable to recognize that he is really not great at guitar.
"Crap. All I wanted was coffee, but now this Acoustic Guitar Guy is going to impose his lousy music on me."
Acoustic Guitar Guy by Cmaliso November 12, 2015

acoustic hop

(genre) Style of music developed in the North Park neighborhood of San Diego, CA combining the singer/songwriter genre with hip hop. It breaks away from the stereotypical "acoustic" sound which tends to be overly dramatic with the purpose of being "sensitive" or "nostalgic" and drifts away from the electronic back beats of Hip Hop with the use of an acoustic guitar and maybe a cajon (percussion intrument). It does this by using interesting rhyming patterns, slang and string plucking as opposed to strumming. A highly entertaining and often comedic listening experience that is full of collaboration a la hip hop's Wu Tang Clan.
We went to see some local singer/songwriters at a coffee shop. For the most part they all sounded the same accept for the one guy playing acoustic hop. He was funny and had us wanting to shake our booties. At different points during his set other artists joined in with him on stage. It was awesome!
acoustic hop by Sentinel408 September 7, 2009

acoustic douchebag 

when a guy decides to be a douchebag under the belief that most people agree with his actions, only to realize that he has no support or back up in the entire world.
You read that thing in Forbes, about that acoustic douchebag being mocked on Facebook, after whining about getting booted from a bar in Seattle for refusing to take off his Google Glass?
acoustic douchebag by kingnumbers November 27, 2013

acoustic terrorist 

A individual, that has chosen to impose an elevated level of music on others. Such as, the driver of a boom car. Of course, what constitutes music, can only be defined by the listener.
"Why is it always the acoustic terrorists that get caught by the bridge!"