Will D'Abate

best person in the world

is that a bird is that plane no its Will D'abate

by bazza&gazza&shazza March 4, 2021

capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

Killing a bat

When u murder a live animal that (flies around a night)a black/brownish color BAT

I was driving at night and struck a bat that was flying around ,I feel so #guilty for(killing a bat)

by Tinie001 August 17, 2023

chuck a bat

Chuck a bat is a slang term used for “wank” or “jerk off”

I feel like i wanna chuck a bat

by Notmyrealnamebro__ March 10, 2024

Inflate A Bat Day

June 26th is the day where you inflate your bat friends!

Wow it’s Inflate A Bat Day! Wonder where the nearest bat is!

by Eatable June 13, 2024

Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!

Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman

by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024

Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.

"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"

by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025