happy surgery

getting blindfolded, bent over and getting bum raped by 5 big black borollic dudes and your asshole shall be put in a casket and get surgery to get a new ass hole.

I had happy surgery, the doctors told me i need to be in a wheelchair.

by VenemousRabbit January 4, 2022

Ghetto Surgery

When one gets stabbed or slashed on the street with a knife.

"Mate did you see that guy who stabbed last night? Man, he got some Ghetto Surgery"

by Jalce August 28, 2009

Surgery Status

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.

Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".

by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011

Rocket Surgery

(n.) play on words using rocket science and brain surgery; in science fiction modification and repairs on organism(s) capable of and utilized for interstellar travel; a highly complex endeavor.

"Come Stanley it's not Rocket Surgery, how hard can it be?"

by EmmittBrownBTTF1 October 10, 2020

Pencil Surgery

When your really bored in class so you completely take apart your pen or pencil then put it back together again for no reason.

I had to do a serious procedure on my pencil today to cure the boredness.

I'm an expert at Pencil Surgery.

by tay the boss March 3, 2011

brain surgery

The act of getting head from a female that is very talented and skillful at her craft.

"Yo son, I chilled with some giraffe lookin' broad last night and got some serious brain surgery"

by Mikey C Notes October 17, 2006

placebo surgery

Patient cut open and not performed upon!

Placebo surgery healing is an unexplained medical phenomenon like the 'placebo' effect and the still-weirder: 'nocebo'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 23, 2007