im outtie 5000

I'm outta here fast:goodbye
Picture the 80's in the kung-fu grip of crack. When an Audi 5000 was THE car. If u were outta here like an Audi 5000 u was outta here fast!

Supsect 1: Yo, here comes the cops.
Suspect 2: I'm Audi 5000

Also: I'm Audi like 5000
We Audi
5000, G

by Kenny Dust September 09, 2004

Knuckle Fucker 5000

A large black dildo (around 8-10 inches) attached to a pair of plastic brass knuckles (also black) to give pleasure to anything that lives. Offered by Dylan Godfrey from "The Sales Company" for a very good price.

Excuse me, Excuse Me
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!

by Caleb_DeBrusk September 10, 2020

DILDO mattic 5000

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit

Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000

by peter north July 11, 2003

Gawk Gawk 5000

The best blowjob known to man to signify that she is a keeper. A Gawk Gawk 5000 is a bj that consists of her preferring to please you to the highest level possible while giving up her autoimmune desire for oxygen. The term derives it’s name from the sound that comes out of their larynx in between dick thrusts. The best women usually can make this sound 8-10 consecutive times followed by a dying, autonomic gasp for oxygen with a significant amount of associated saliva pouring out of her mouth.

How was it with your FWB last night?

Duuuuude. She gave a top notch Gawk Gawk 5000.

Daaaaammmn bro.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021

Max Payne 5000

When a bitch is badder than Max Payne thousand

Hey bitch you Max Payne thousand

Nigga I’m a dude and I’m Max Payne 5000 black boy

by toad_did_it December 13, 2021

Gangsta-tron 5000

A gangsta-tron 5000 is someone who takes gangster to extreme.
In talking sense, or typing.

some guy: 'sup boi, youz gon' be poppin back wid me tuhday, or youz gonna pass da powduh wid me......2 keys wid me homie 2 KEYS!

other guy: man your such a gangsta-tron 5000

Translation of 'some guy': wuts up man, are you going to take some ecstacy with me today, or are you going to sniff coke with me... i have 2 kilograms of coke to spare....2 kilograms!

by Paul Papageorge April 11, 2006

Power Man 5000

A mixture of all available liquor in your parent's liquor cabinet.

Girl:what are you guys drinking?

Man: The Power Man 5000 concoction! Ho!

by Triplicate July 29, 2010