1-2-3 RATING.

The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)

And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).

2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about

3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!

1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!

Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.

Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!

i.e 1-2-3 RATING.

Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"

Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"

Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"

Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"

by Arthur V. October 3, 2008

1-2-3-4!

This is a term associated with rock music, notably punk rock as this is what a given band member would yell out right before starting a song at a concert. It was made famous by the New York punk rock band The Ramones, whose bassist Dee Dee Ramone would always yell out before every song
and sometimes even during them.

"Dude, you think Dee Dee's voice gets tired from yelling 1-2-3-4! all the time?"

by Clarence Washington November 22, 2004

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Why are you looking at this definition? You know how to count to ten.

Guy 1: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Guy 2: Smart.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

1 + 2 + 3 = 1 × 2 × 3

The nontrivial solution to the equation a + b + c = a × b × c, where a, b, and c are positive integers—the sum and the product of three whole numbers are the same.

Besides 1 + 2 + 3 = 1 × 2 × 3, the numbers 1, 2, and 3 form the set of three integers such that each divides the sum of the other two, and their reciprocals show that the number 1 can be expressed as the sum of three unit fractions: 1 = 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/6.

by Fasters May 11, 2022

1,2,3,4

drummer's chain of thought

"1,2,3,4, 1,2,3,4, 1,2,3,4, 1,2,3,4"

by BoyGenius bassist October 5, 2006

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]}\|;:'",<.>/?

When a person is bored and wants to type a number and symbol on the keyboard.

I am so bored, and I will create a definition of `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/?

by that alone guy November 28, 2022

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?

The last stage of boredom...

Guy one: man I'm so board!
Guy two: type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ into the urban dictionary!
Guy one: I've already tried that!
Guy one: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
Guy two: wtf

by r8gju7ky9mjjhgh October 12, 2022