2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984

"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority

by What March 25, 2005

2 point 5

2 point 5 is a gang call similar to suwoop, popularized by Soundcloud rapper Permafroze, which tells a fellow gang member to attack a victim using a chemical mix including highly acidic chemicals which leaves the victims skin dissolved and burnt, with a blueish tint, giving the body a similar look to being frozen.

Gang Member 1: 2 point 5 nigga send that shit

Gang Member 2: Aii cuh

by John Jackson 440 January 31, 2020

2 plus 2 equals 5

if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5

if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5

by HAWK123 August 18, 2009

2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19

The first 8 prime numbers.

Person 1: Do you know the first 8 prime numbers?
Person 2: Yes. 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19.
Person 1: Great job!

by prb915FC November 23, 2020

2 + 2 = 5

Founding father and President of the United States John Adams wrote sometime around 1794 that “Human understanding is its own revelation, and has made it certain that two and one makes three; and that one is not three; nor can three be one. Miracles or prophecies might frighten us out of our wits; might scare us to death; might induce us to lie; to say that 2 and 2 make 5. But we should not believe it. We should know the contrary.”

Sometimes 2 + 2 = 5
-George Orwell, 1984
1949

by Jodie2025 April 22, 2019

5'2 Submissive Femboy

The 5'2 Submissive Femboy is as it sounds. Quite literally the most Submissive, Breedable and Short femboy you will ever meet.
They tend to deny that they are one, so don't be fooled by this.

Steven; Michael you are a 5'2 Submissive Femboy
Michael; no im not

by nyoommaster65 July 30, 2025

1 2 4 5

What Gaben counts to. He forgot a number.

The cycle of Gaben
Guy 1: 1 2 4 5
Guy 2: Wait, you forgot 3!
(Repeat)

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