A Drama infested rathole town located in Monmouth county where 95% of the people and kids are 2 faced backstabbing snobs and enjoy starting drama. 75% of the population is jewish 15% are italian that think they are better than everyone, and the other 10% are misc. cultures. the town is seriously messed up with the crowd of kids that are present ranging from the random druggie and punk kid to the party all day no successful future "popular kid". The school system is absolutely ludicrous and is an absolute laughing stock for the amount of money spent in taxes in this scum ridden town. most of the people are down right jackasses who treat each other and act like a bunch of animals. rt. 79 seems to be the divider between high society and working/middle class (with the exception of the piss hole development across from the newer middle school which is also working/middle class) however most people have no class and are jerks regardless of the side of rt. 79 that they live on. as a kid in this town, if you want to be successful in life and take life, education and similar values seriously you are un popular and uncool. if you are a borderline alcoholic by the time you are in the 10th grade & smoke weed and chew tobacco well then congratulations, you are popular. In a nutshell this town is filled with two faced dirtbag people who have no regard for others. it is a disgrace between the amount of drugs that circulates between the town's kids and the amount of taxes that people pay.
John: Hey Bob how have you been
Bob: alright how about yourself?
John: i'm good. I haven't seen you in a while
Bob: well i moved to Marlboro, nj
John's thought: well that figures, he always was a 2 faced dirtbag. and come to think of it, so were his kids
Bob: alright how about yourself?
John: i'm good. I haven't seen you in a while
Bob: well i moved to Marlboro, nj
John's thought: well that figures, he always was a 2 faced dirtbag. and come to think of it, so were his kids
by MarlboroSucks January 20, 2012
Yall are spoiled if you think Marlboro is a bad town. There are people that in areas surrounded by fucking gangs, where school districts dont teach jack shit. Marlboro is not this. If you choose to have a good experience you will have one. If you choose to have a good education you WILL have one, I can guarantee this. Sure there are druggies and fake bitches who sound so fake you want to shoot yourself, however if you are with the right people u ain't gonna get that.
Marlboro, nj is aight
by Gsnscxj whskevs October 3, 2019
A bunch of assholes in a small town, everyones addicted to blues and doesn't give a fuck about where they end out in life. A bunch of unmotivated asshole guidos and bitchy girls who judge people by designer clothes and what car they drive. Scum Central? Don't go here you'll regret it.
Dude: Yo man i heard marlboro, nj sucks.
Dude #2: True, i heard that too
Dude #3: Me too man
Marlboro Guido: Yo bitch you owe me 35 dollars, i need some more hair gel and blues.
Dude #2: True, i heard that too
Dude #3: Me too man
Marlboro Guido: Yo bitch you owe me 35 dollars, i need some more hair gel and blues.
by GuidoGenocide July 24, 2009
Ahhh, good ol’ vernon. Just a town in the woods of northern New Jersey right off of the deepest exit of not well - known Route 23. Mostly known for the notorious Mountain Creek, where the most harassment charges and critical accidents happen to innocent city goers. But don’t be fooled, if you end up on the wrong block of the Condos and/or Highland Lakes whilst snitching for no bread, you might be run up on by the most brutal of East Lakeside Crips. Only the real gangstas be slangin brews, fuckin biddies and slapping up the homies with dank chops. If you drive a Civic you automatically get the G pass. The only way to slang the brews is to gun the fuck out of them or occasionally use the holy grail, the funnel. If skimp homies decide they wanna roll with the East Lakeside Crips, they might have to be pieced up or thrown in the lake. We only slide in the DMs when the biddies need to be on some reckless nonsense and they are flakkin heavy. Don’t keep your dog outside, for the Vernon PD will empty a 30 clip of hollowtips into its jugular. In conclusion, be careful mobbing around the trenches of Vernon NJ.
You might get overshot pallet jacked, Charlie Finnessed Walk Brown Booted,
Caught Flakkin just for the gram,
Neck snap reckless nonsense,
Or finesse walked outta town.
You might get overshot pallet jacked, Charlie Finnessed Walk Brown Booted,
Caught Flakkin just for the gram,
Neck snap reckless nonsense,
Or finesse walked outta town.
1: “Yo, we out to Vernon NJ to scoop some biddies?”
2: “I don’t know bro bro, shits been real hot on the blocc lately.”
1: “You’re right, shit really be hittin different”
2: “I don’t know bro bro, shits been real hot on the blocc lately.”
1: “You’re right, shit really be hittin different”
by Reckless Dank Crip August 10, 2019
a town in monmouth county where all the girls are two faced whores. they spend their weekends getting drunk with their asshole boyfriends. in marlboro everything is rich rich rich. the girls are all snotty bitches and you can't trust anyone. they depend on their coach and everything of that sort to be "popular" . worst town alive.
guy 1:" hey lets go to a party in marlboro, nj"
guy 2:"yeah dude and maybe we could pick up a couple of those marlboro whores"
guy 2:"yeah dude and maybe we could pick up a couple of those marlboro whores"
by marlboroishorrible September 19, 2010
A place the defies the usual stereotypes of NJ. In Sussex County, a great place to do a little shopping.
by yessier March 16, 2009
A town, One square mile. Most Drama EVER. all the girls are sluts, and the teenagers get drunk and high almost everyday. They think they are cool if they get so drunk, to where they fall over themselves, and if they can not remember anything the next day. they boys are all man whores and players. ALL of the guys are players. most of the children grades are bad. if your not a slut in this town (which would be surprising) your probably to ugly and fat. If your pretty and not a slut, then your probably weird. If your pretty, not a slut, and not weird then that's extremely surprising. there are a few kids like this. Maximum amount, about 15. This towns school system sucks.
Person 1 : have you ever been to Lyndhurst NJ?
Person 2: oh, you mean the small town, with all the sluts drama and man whore players, that will probably work at Wendy's when their older?
Person 1: YES! thats it!!
Person 2: oh, you mean the small town, with all the sluts drama and man whore players, that will probably work at Wendy's when their older?
Person 1: YES! thats it!!
by Sally Swenger. March 1, 2011