napoleon dynamite

the funniest movie ever, considering it probably cost about 100 dollars to make. also the father of every quote in an american high school.

NAPOLEON:Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!

KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter

KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day

KIP: Your mom goes to college

GUY:what did you do again this summer?
NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
GUY: Did you shoot any?
NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation?
GUY: what kind of gun did you use?
NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think?

NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection.

DAD: What's that in my driveway?
N: Thats my ride.

NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups!

by me.1715 January 19, 2005

napoleon dynamite

One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Sure there were some funny parts, but I had heard of every single one of them before I saw the movie. Kids all around America think its cool to say quotes from this movie. This movie has been ruined, just like The Chappele show was ruined, because damn teens just say the fricken quotes all damn day. Shaun of the Dead is way funnier. This movie had potential.

No one wants to hear your attempt at sounding like Napoleon, so dont even try. "For the love of God and all that is holy"

by Jolly Mack January 10, 2005

Napolean Dynomite

one of the funniest freakin movies I've ever seen

Napolean Dynomite: can you bring my chapstick
Kip: no
Napolean: but my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: ask the nurse I know she has like 5 sticks
Napolean: I'm not using her's you sicko!!!!!

by Eazy J December 28, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

retarded ass movie that my friends said was good i said wtf as i broke the dvd

ryan knows what he is talking about he know good movies from bad ones

by vince March 30, 2005

napoleon dynamite

This movie is one of those movies where you either love it and (mis)quote it often, or you hate it and want to punch the kids who keep saying "GOSH" and "your mom goes to college!".

Especially if aformentioned kids continue to quote the movie ONE FUCKING YEAR after it came out.

Okay.

ND lover: GOSH you guys! *squints eyes and opens mouth slightly to have the appearance of an imbecile*

ND hater: plz stop before I have to kill you.

by hays^asl May 13, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite merchandise

A way to keep Napoleon Dynamite alive and get the last bits of money they can after the movie.

Look at all of that Napoleon Dynamite merchandise!They have Vote For Pedro shirts, poster books, folders...

by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006

Napoleon Dynamite

The worlds best movie ever!
Do the Chickens have large talons?
So Napoleon what are you gonna do today? What I ever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.
Your mom goes to college.
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Etc.
GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MOST Tizoe MOVIE EVER!!!!!

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Make yourself a dang quesidilla!

by Bluestorm100 December 29, 2004