swipe test

verb.
The act of swiping one's finger(s) across the lips of a moistened vagina during a sexual encounter, when intercourse or cunnilingus is imminent, then embracing the woman in a passionate hug whereby one can pass the moistened fingers by one's nose and ascertain the freshness of said vagina.

I was about to go down on this chick but thank Baby Jesus that I did the swipe test first cuz that shit smelled like a dead mackerel.

by RVPSE August 14, 2011

southmayne swipe

To steal something; as would be likely to occur in and around a certain street in a certain town of Basildon.

"I southmayne swiped Tom's car"

"I southmayned a slice of that pizza"

by suspirln January 24, 2020

get swiped

To roast and or to steal from a person

Emily only eats buttered noodles get swiped!

by THEREALSTEVEIRWIN April 26, 2017

clean swipe

The blessed occasion when you drop a deuce and there is no wiping required.

"This day keeps getting better and better...i won the lottery, got laid, smoked a reefer and to top it all off i took a shit and it was a clean swipe!"

by MaddyK March 17, 2006

swipe left

(verb) to find unattractive : being unwilling to bang even as a random hook up

- Would you hit that?

- No way, I'd swipe left.

by I swiped right on your mom February 02, 2014

swipe click

When you accidentally click on a link after swiping your screen. It usually turns out to be an ad for a product, service or news story that you have no interest in.

Dammit!! Third time I've been swipe clicked to ElectJeb.com....(facepalms)

by rocketman77049 November 09, 2015

Kunk Swipe

When your girl fingers her kunk filled pussy and swipes the discharge on your lips. Mustache swipes cause a lingering impact.

Rachel got pissed at me last night cause I wouldn't give her the D with her yeast infection so she kunk swiped me. I can't get the smell off.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017