Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.

Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.

by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025

one secccc

A term used by a female which definitely doesn't actually mean one second

Me: Can u ft now?
Her: one secccc
*30 minutes goes by*

by Idkrealfacts October 28, 2021

I cup one mug

Where you get a cup and shit in the mug and mix flour and the ingridients to make a instant brownie in a mug

Did Juan make that i cup one mug?

by 000111stinkyfarts January 21, 2022

Fresh One

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.

1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.

by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017

One bat

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.

in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.

by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 30, 2010

one gentleman in a pantalona

masturbation

I walked into Wills room and lets just say it was a one gentleman in a pantalona situation he did not want me to see.

by good_t-boning October 21, 2020

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017