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Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"
When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.
When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"
When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.
When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."
Scenario 2
When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.
Cat Owner: "cunt."
Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."
Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."
"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."
Scenario 2
When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.
Cat Owner: "cunt."
Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."
Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."
"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
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