Cubspam

Verb.
Acronym for "Communication Unintended. Baby Stole Phone. Accidental Message"

When a child steals their parent's phone, or when a baby flails around in proximity to a parent's phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their kids.
Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "skb gghhs"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cubspam."

Scenario 2
A child steals their parent's phone. When the parent gets the phone back they see their child sent a bunch of random messages. The parent sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Parent: "cubspam"

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cubspam"

Example:
"I have received several cubspammed messages from my friend's kid."

"My child keeps cubspamming my coworkers"
by Rhyvver July 15, 2023
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CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
by Rhyvver July 15, 2023
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