Your face on a plate

Insult similar to 'your mum' but for smaller kids so you don't offend them too much!

Younger sister: Why is your ball bigger than mine?

You: Why is your face on a plate bigger than the ball?

by edgeFoHg January 5, 2012

silly milk face

A straight male that gets nutted on by a gay/Trans male and is running down his face.

Bro you got a silly milk face.

by Sillymilkface February 8, 2021

shitty shitty shit face

1. (adj.) A phrase often used by young drunk women to express their Intoxication.

2. (adj.) A phrase often used to describe ugliness, or homlines.

3. (n.) To be a mean or unfair individual. Often used by young individuals.

1. "Goodness! Im shitty shity shit-faithed.."

2. "So homie... That lady was ugly."
"Nah! She was Shitty, Shitty, Shitfaced!"

3. "That man is a shitty shitty shit face."

by Verb Style Urban August 20, 2006

Bake your face.

A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.

I've had enough of your verbal abuse. Go open an oven and bake your face.

by seafa June 17, 2011

shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

by AMARZ November 8, 2006

face time

the amount of time a person gets in front of the camera

She gets a lot of face time.

by jerk October 6, 2003

Butt lickin teste face

A derogatory term used for one who is being extremely gay/annoying, and cant be around.

Chris you fag get the hell away from me you Butt lickin teste face

Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you

by Jointtokes August 29, 2009