Cunt Nugget

When a woman expels a fart that then enters her vagina and she queefs it back out. Typically when sitting, but can happen at any angle where flatulence has a chance of entering the vagina.

Do I know what a cunt nugget is? Yes, I’ve been making them on your couch all evening.

by @CuntNuggetConnoisseur May 17, 2019

Shit cunt

Someone with the job title of “tree preservation officer”

I had to ask this shit cunt if I could build my house and he told me I can’t shave a few twigs off my trees. Utter shit cunt

by SickC January 4, 2023

CUNT

Can't understand normal thinking

She is so stupid,she's a cunt

by Dante62 May 2, 2022

Cunt

A word you use on your mates when you want to throw in a quick insult.Another word for prick.

Oh shut up you stupid cunt!

by JiyanKIZ January 20, 2021

CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.

Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"

by Rhyvver July 14, 2023

CUNT

C-evie
U-may
N-glover

T-xoxoxo

oli: wow she’s being a cunt
eddie:that’s evie may glover for u

by PUSSY_D3STROY3R_69 December 27, 2023

Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017